ReadsHuman
The rubric

Twenty-five patterns, ranked by how much they give you away.

A language model writes whatever is most likely to come next, so by default it makes the choice that fits the widest range of readers. A person chooses for one reader. Every pattern below is one form of that default. The first five justify an edit on a single sighting; the weaker ones only count when several appear together, because a careful writer might use any one on purpose.

Drawn from Wikipedia’s Signs of AI writing, maintained by WikiProject AI Cleanup.

A

Staging instead of stating

These are the strongest and most frequent tells in current model prose. Act on one sighting.

B

Rhythm by rule

A person may do any one of these on purpose, so the weaker ones need company from other tells.

C

Inflation and borrowed authority

The fact underneath is usually sound. Keep it and remove the dressing.

D

Formatting by rule

Templates and visual editors also produce clean formatting. The tell is decoration on every item.

E

Leftovers from the chat and the draft

Remove these outright. Nothing here needs rewriting.

See which of these are in your draft.

Paste it in. Every match gets marked, named, and explained.

Open the editor